Worst Hotel In Vegas:
This place is full of red flags. First of all, it’s not listed on Uber, and our Uber driver had never heard of it. He told us we shouldn’t walk in the area at night.
Upon entering the lobby, it was dark and loud like a nightclub. There were scantily-clad people roaming about that I can only describe as sexy clowns.
We were charged two ~$100 fees upon check-in with no real explanation why, and even if there was, we couldn’t hear it over the clown nightclub music.
Then we hopped in the completely red elevator to get to our room, another spooky experience. The hallway has off-putting fluorescent lighting and there’s a disturbingly tasteless mural in the gym.
Our room, unsurprisingly, was also off-putting. There’s no closet, just a fixture made of pipes with two hangers TOTAL. Our room was for four people, so not sure why they couldn’t provide a few more hangers for us.
I was pleased to see a safe for our goods, however, it was only decorative. It did not function at all, and was not plugged into anything.
Most hotels provide four pillows per queen bed, we only got two per bed. Oddly, the pillows also were able to stand upright despite the laws of gravity. The beds also have a thin metal sheet covering the base of the bed that makes a very spooky noise any time you accidentally kick it. They have AC in the rooms but it barely works – frequently turning on and off with no rhyme or reason. You can open the windows for some fresh air, but there aren’t any screens (of course).
They gave us two Evian bottles but they’re ten dollars each if we open them. Again, the room is for four people. This was the only food or drink provided. We also struggled with the fact that room service ended at 9pm. For Vegas, you would think late night meals could be provided. You definitely don’t want to drink out of the tap either, as all the water has a sulfurous, egg-like smell. For hand soap, there is only one Dove body bar provided (not antibacterial)!
This hotel is located right next to the highway, which makes exactly as much noise as you would think. It sounds like the Fast and Furious and there is a constant purple light that shines in the room. Definitely not the “quiet oasis” off the strip that others describe. It’s also not “near the strip” as the website describes, it’s not walkable at all.
Although everything else could use some work, there was great fresh-brewed coffee on the morning we left. All in all, I would not recommend staying here. Never stay at a hotel booked for you by someone that hates you.
